Lets see.....diapers, wipes, formula, and everything in the meat department....then go out and buy a deep freeze!!

Everyone always said I act like Rachel from Friends...and my husband is more or less like Ross.... I love Jenifer Aniston...so that is who iI would choose!

 I could not live without CHEESE!!!  I would die!! 
I hate any type of sea food..just the smell makes me sick!!  Like tuna...it makes me gag! And I think it all tastes horrible!

I know this will sound super lame but.....out of anyone I would pick my husband...without our kids of course. And we would go to The Melting Pot which is a Fonue resturaunt....He took me there on our first date..It was perfect!  And since it is pretty expensive..we havent gone back (since we have 2 kids!)...That would be amazing!  See I told you it ( Read more... )

 Have my children!  Plain and simple! 

 You think that your such a GRAND-HI PUMBA UP A BUTT CRACK!

from Delores Claiborne

I crack up every time...rewind it.. and watch it all over again ..till I have to pee!! ...she has some other good ones too!! 

 MY OWM CREATION:

Strawberries with Kulua, chocolate, and whipped cream

Instructions:

Cut the hull out of the strawberry, then add Kulua, and chocolate inside the strawberry, then finish with whipped cream on top..

TRUST ME THIS HAS NEVER FAILED TO GET ME  (OR MY HUSBAND FOR THAT MATTER) IN A ROMANTIC MOOD...YOU SHOULD TRY IT SOMETIME!!!

 FREEBIRD........HELLO!! DO I REALLY NEED TO EXPLAIN!!!!

Since I have two kids...i would lift and firm my boobs, use whatever it takes to get rid of the cellulite and stretch marks that my adorable children game me as a present for having them.  i would get rid of the access weight that my daughter gave me in my thighs, stomach ,arms and neck/chin. then I would cut my hair, dye it a pretty strawberry ( Read more... )

 THROWING UP ON CHRIS AND NOT REMEMBERING THE WHOLE THING...BUT KNOWING THAT HE LOVES ME ENOUGH TO MARRY ME!